Monday, July 04, 2005

Lord of the Bling
























Buisness is good these days. I've finally developed a good base clientele on this planet. So much so that I've had to get a droid of my own to help me out with some of the more basic work. So I went and picked me up a TR8-SH-E (or Trashy for short). He's great to have around to help clean up after a big party too.

Living in Qui-Gon Jinn's old place has been the best! Not only is there a constant supply of food, but there's always this mellow music playing in the background. It's very soothing. Qui-Gon is also the best roommate. He always picks up after himself (actually, he doesn't even leave a mess...), he likes the same music and I do, and he doesn't spend long hours in the bathroom.

The only set back to my new enterprise happened yesterday. I got a call from the Speeder Safety Sales commission (the S.S.S.) about a claim filled by a certain Jar Jar Binks regarding some faulty speeder I sold him. It seems that dropping his " Grape Gonzo-Gulp" all over the controls wasn't to blame for the malfunction but was the direct result of my own modifications. Gee...imagine that. So it looks like I've got to pay out ten thousand credits to Jar Jar for the inconvenience and trauma. (Try getting eaten by a Dewback, I'll show you trauma....)
I suppose in the end it's all okay. As I said, buisness is good. I have a new helper droid, and even after the payout, I still have enough to take a little vacation.

First stop: Universal Jedi Temple Tours, Corusaunt.

1 comment:

Jawa Juice said...

oooohhhhh Yaaaaaaaaa!!
I think we can arrange that.