Monday, August 01, 2005

An Unexpected Guest: Epilogue

*Knock………

Knock…….

Knock….!*

*opens door*












“Bagginsssss……Shhhhhire……”

“Look, you’re a blog too late. He’s not here. Would you guys just get your act together and leave me alone. I got business to deal with. I can’t be bothered with your silly little hobbit games. Cripes! You’re not even in the right movie! What’s wrong with you guys? Are you a bunch of comic book convention geeked-out morons?!? Can’t you get a clue! Are you that freakin’ stupid that you can’t find your ass with both hands? Huh!?...HUH?!?”

*Sniff…sniff..*

“Hey…hey are you cryi-…”

“No…No. It’s nothing. Sorry to have bothered you...”

*The sinister robed figure slowly steps down the hallway.* *Sniff…*

Wow. You know it’s going to be a good day if you can make a Nazgûl cry!

3 comments:

Jawa Juice said...

Leia-
Well, I do have have hairy toes..no wait! That's not hair....never mind.

Master Yoda said...

"Are the brownies not coming out moist today?"

Like a metaphor that sounds. A gross metaphor.

Master Yoda said...

Sorry,

When almost 900 years old you reach, preoccupied with the proper functioning of your bowels you will be too.