Guest Poster-Dooku: Top of the World to You!

Well, dear me. I did so hope to have some other people contributing to my topic questionnaire with a bit more enthusiasm than was shown. Only one person chimed in and with a rather odd request at that. Even worse, the request was from that rather precocious Yoda fellow. I still don’t understand for the life of me why he insists on provoking me. Doesn’t he know I am his superior when it comes to sword play and his rather sub-par Jedi skills, not to mention my exquisite culinary skills.

But tish-tosh! Who am I to disappoint my audience…Even if it is not brought forth with the good natured spirit than was intended.

Master Yoda suggested that I jump off a cliff and although there are precious few cliffs in Coruscant, there was that one time I did go bungee jumping off one of the Jedi Temple towers. I must say it was quite exhilarating but I don’t think I shall be doing it again anytime soon. Not that I was afraid mind you, but I seemed to have lost my best top hat that way.

Silly of me not to have taken it off in the first place, but I do have appearances to keep up, you know.

Any other topics you wish to discuss out there? Any at all?

Oh, how about this one then. It seems our friend Yoda was at the local J.C. Portkins the other day and came across this Dolly Parton manikin. I’m not so sure what he was doing to it but it does seem a bit…unseemly, don’t you think?

Turnaround is fair play, ol chap.

Well, that’s it for today. I’m off to kill some Jedi and play a game a cricket afterwards.

Tally ho.