But tish-tosh! Who am I to disappoint my audience…Even if it is not brought forth with the good natured spirit than was intended.
Master Yoda suggested that I jump off a cliff and although there are precious few cliffs in Coruscant, there was that one time I did go bungee jumping off one of the
Silly of me not to have taken it off in the first place, but I do have appearances to keep up, you know.
Any other topics you wish to discuss out there? Any at all?
Oh, how about this one then. It seems our friend Yoda was at the local J.C. Portkins the other day and came across this Dolly Parton manikin. I’m not so sure what he was doing to it but it does seem a bit…unseemly, don’t you think?
Turnaround is fair play, ol chap.
Well, that’s it for today. I’m off to kill some Jedi and play a game a cricket afterwards.