Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Guest Poster-Dooku: Top of the World to You!

Well, dear me. I did so hope to have some other people contributing to my topic questionnaire with a bit more enthusiasm than was shown. Only one person chimed in and with a rather odd request at that. Even worse, the request was from that rather precocious Yoda fellow. I still don’t understand for the life of me why he insists on provoking me. Doesn’t he know I am his superior when it comes to sword play and his rather sub-par Jedi skills, not to mention my exquisite culinary skills.

But tish-tosh! Who am I to disappoint my audience…Even if it is not brought forth with the good natured spirit than was intended.

Master Yoda suggested that I jump off a cliff and although there are precious few cliffs in Coruscant, there was that one time I did go bungee jumping off one of the Jedi Temple towers. I must say it was quite exhilarating but I don’t think I shall be doing it again anytime soon. Not that I was afraid mind you, but I seemed to have lost my best top hat that way.












Silly of me not to have taken it off in the first place, but I do have appearances to keep up, you know.

Any other topics you wish to discuss out there? Any at all?

Oh, how about this one then. It seems our friend Yoda was at the local J.C. Portkins the other day and came across this Dolly Parton manikin. I’m not so sure what he was doing to it but it does seem a bit…unseemly, don’t you think?












Turnaround is fair play, ol chap.

Well, that’s it for today. I’m off to kill some Jedi and play a game a cricket afterwards.

Tally ho.

14 comments:

Private Hudson said...

When are we going out to meet Sepritist chicks?

Son Goku said...

Ya know I never got the Bungee jumping thing I guees it's exciting for people who can't fly (shrugs.)

flu said...

Fix the blogrolling thingy so it tells me when JJ's blog is updated, will ya?

Also, you might consider a stricter diet and maybe some exercise. That cape isn't fooling anyone.

Jabafatboy said...

That bungee looks fun, reckin I could chuck people off a cliff with one of them jst fer fun !!

Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

I still say dance dance revolution, or maybe kayacking?

Anonymous said...

Take up piano or tap dance.

jedisiri said...

If you read 'Bungee' in Chinese. you get 'stupid pig'.

Master Yoda said...

I think Bungee jumping without the Bungee cord, you should try.

By the way, taking measurements I was. Yes, buying that dress for a, uh, friend I was. ...Yes, it that is, a friend. And know this friend you would not. In Canada she lives. Any way, all I was doing that was!

Obi-Wan Kenobi said...

Playin chicken on the ol railroad tracks beats bungee-jumpin anytime.

Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

You could put on a musical, H.M.S Pinafore perhaps?

Count Dooku said...

What a smashing idea! I'm sure the nasty little jawa wont mind if we use his flat to practice in.

Count Dooku said...

You all have given me much to use here in the weeks to come while ol J.J. is off galavanting about.
This will be such fun.
Next up...the fine art of picking up sepritist chicks...eh women.
(that's the first lesson, there)

Vampirella said...

well thanks to Flukie I found ya JJ

too bad I could have given you Draculas top hat sadly I gave it to goodwill

Revan said...

Are you sure Sepritist chicks aren't robots with make up?