Friday, September 02, 2005

My Empire is Crumbling

No sooner do I put out one fire in the universe, then do I have to stop another.

I’m referring to me and Quiggly’s brownie empire. It seems everything is suddenly going wrong.

I first send off Qui-Gon and Han to secure spice from the evil Yatta the Hut but in the process, they get captured….

Recently deceased Yarael Poof is going after Count Dooku at his own McDooku warehouse in hopes of staving off a delicious fast food takeover….

Poor, addicted Fluke Starbucker started seeing talking goats who tell him to save Han and QG, so I decide to tag along…

Meanwhile Laura tells Luke that she is having the love child of Stavros Cassadine while in actuality she is her evil twin but doesn’t know it due to the amnesia she suffered when her car exploded during a bank robbery.

Eh……wait a second….scratch that last one.

In any case, I’m gone for a few days. Me and Fluke have got to save Qui-Gon and Han.

In fact you can read the amazing rescue all right here.


Jo Jo The Monkeyboy's Ghost said...

Howya doin' bwauth?

Don't you sell cars? I'm looking for something sporty. It's gotta be banana yellow and have a drink holder for my daiquiri!

Qui-Gon Jinn said...

Yeah, man,
I think you deserve a holiday.
What do you say me, you, Han and Flukey all go to that Watto's resort in Tatooine? Just go for the weekend, relax... Raid the mini-bar, order room service, charge it all to a certain Jedi Council...
Thanks JJ, you da' man, man.

JawaJuice said...

We're Watto's-bound!!!!
I may even stay there for a week.
You are so money, QG!

JawaJuice said...

Yes, even you, Jo Jo, can come!

jedisiri said...

wow you ARE lucky,jj.*nod*

Grand Moff Tarkin said...

Man, your life sounds too complicated. Do what I do. Clone thousands of troopers (in your case, workers) to do your bidding. If any should get out of line, have them vaporized on the spot.

The Tarkster