This here is Fluke Starbucker as he was only a month ago. As you can see, this young, strong, happy "Founder of the New Jedi Order" wannabe, had his whole life ahead of him. But that was before the Great Brownie shortage of 2005.
This is Fluke today.
The lack of spiced brownies flowing freely through his blood stream has turned this once bright lad into an aged shell of a human being destined to pick through other people’s outhouses in search of leftover brownie bits.
Won’t you help Fluke and others like him?
For only pennies a day, you could keep Fluke and those like him in a semi-permanent vegetative state out of harms way until the spice shortage is over, allowing him to sleep through the worst of the withdrawals. Please send your help now. People with mallets are standing by.
We don’t have a secure stock of spice for our brownies yet, but with your help we can prolong the agony.
Won’t you help?
Send your donations to the Spiced Brownie Emergency Relief Fund today.
Remember, every little bit helps.
Do it….for Fluke.
3 comments:
I'll lend a hand. Here's the 4 Space Bucks I owe you, JJ.
Outhouses people on Tatooine still use? Hmm, come with indoor plumbing their double-wides must not.
Troopers on Ice?! Really?
Hmmm...well, seeing as that won't really fill ol Fluke with spicy goodness, I guess I'll have to take those myself.
Now...what's ice again?
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