Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Coyote Morning

Oooooh ….my head….

The pounding….the pain….how…how much did I drink last night?

Oh yeah…that’s right. Quite a lot I suppose. I remember downing all those jello shots with Gungan vodka in them. How many did I have….twenty five? Thirty five? When will I learn?

Eyes squint open ever so slightly.

Morning….great. To blasted light. My head feels like the exhaust of a pod racer. Now…where am I again? Oh yeah….at Watto’s Casino Hotel. Yeah…that registered.

Eyes open a little more.

Hmmm….looks like I managed to make it back to my room. That’s a good sign at least. What a weekend! Ohhhhh….I gotta remind Qui to remind me not to mix more than a dozen drinks in one sitting.

Slightly pushes his head up on his pillow. Smacks his pasty lips and tries to look around.

Ohhh….I wish the room would stop spinning. I hate the spins. Man, it must have been some party. I wish…I could remember most of it.

His head turns ever so slightly to the mound next to him in bed.

Heh? Wazzat? Who’s th-



Qui-Gon Jinn said...

Oh, man,
I wanted to, like, warn you.
I think, like, E.T. is in your bed, man.
Just, like, FYI.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Oh man, JJ, you were really pourong down the drinks.

Is it true waht they say about Ithorains and their dual mouths?

Adi Gallia said...

ooo, I thought waking up in those uncomfortable council chairs after the all-you-can-drink Margaritas at the Christmas party was bad!!!

flu said...


You really like the hammerhead, eh, JJ?

JawaJuice said...

I got hammered...then I got...



Obi-Wan Kenobi said...

Awww, you gotch'erself a new friend.

Anakin Skywalker said...

Oh man, that's off the shizzy right there.

Noel of Neptonian said...

I thought it was bad when I woke up next to a strange clone a couple months ago.

You have it way worse.