But how do I annul our marriage? If only she found someone more suiting to her and had an affair. Someone to sweep her off her feet and ride the railway of romance. Someone just a weird as her and not just a little bit…how should I say it…dense. Hmmmmmmm….
An idea formed in my mind. I made a quick call.
“Look, I’ll pay you. … Yeah, that’s right. With real credits. Just come over in your most dashing outfit and make some moves on her. She’s just bound to fall for you. And once she does, I can claim adultery and get a divorce. … What do you mean? Of course you’ll have to sleep with her. Come on, you’ve done weirder things than that. Just come by after eight. …Okay, thanks.”
It was all set. I made sure we hung out at the house until after eight and waited for her potential suitor.
Just as she was suggesting going to be early, the doorbell rang. I raced over to the door. “Gee, I wonder who that could be?” I opened the door and…..
“Hellosa Missa J.J. I just thought…oooo Whosa is this beauty?”
7 comments:
The very definition of desperation this is.
If that fails, I have my trusty M41A Pulse Rifle. She looks kind of like a bug.
What?
Awwww, I can imagine dose two together... they'd have the ugliest child'rn ever.
And how MUCH did you have to pay him?
10 credits plus a year pass to Fred’s Fried Frogs on a Stick Restaurants.
Wow I'm going to have Nightmares About those two kissing. Hopefully I'll be awake and screaming before it goes any further.
And I thought I had it rough, my hats off to ya buddy
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