I will be so glad to finally get home. It seems like it’s taking forever! It doesn’t help that I decided to fly Jawa Express Airlines, either. Man, I forgot just what a load they are. The ship may be big, but because it caters to jawas, the seats are tiny and cramped, everything smells like old droid oil and I swear the right engine looks like its about to fall off.To make matters worse, we had a twelve hour delay at our stop at Dantooine. I guess the pilot thought it was Tatooine and decided to knock off early.
Even though it was cheap, it’s just taking too damn long. And look at this crap…
What else are jawas supposed to do?
And the meal? Some old Sarlacc sandwich with week old scurrier and dip.
Not again. I can’t wait to get home and see Qui-Gon and have some real food.
At least the in flight movie was good…
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When I had to travel on Jawa Express, I as charged for two seats and was haggled out of my armor and blaster. but I got these really cool magic beans.
I loved it , esp. the movie.... the music dumdumdumdumdumdum...
That engine does look like some of its bolts need to be tightened. If only there were someone available who specialized in tightening bolts. If only...
I saw that movie in the overhead compartment.
The ended was not as the prophesy foretold, so I reconsulted my sorcerer. Nothing.
And yes, I said "ended" and not "ending."
That is because I was refering to the main character, Ended. That was his name. Didn't you see the final cut?! You need to get more creative rights, man. That's what George Lucas did.
At least it was a meal!
Not even I would eat that meal
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