Thursday, March 30, 2006

Retail Hell: Days 3 and 4...

Oh light above…when will it end?

The days are becoming a blur…that is if there actually is any daylight. Hard to tell in this mall. It is like a hive of consumers…buzzing…always buzzing.

It’s all the same. Everyday…is now the same…

Blah…blah…blah…blah…endless lines of freaky mall customers….

Blah…blah….blah…angry customers….

Blah…blah…blah…stupid fat customers…

Blah…blah…blah…problems with people cutting in line….

Blah…blah…blah…treckies…damn..f***ing treckies….

Blah…blah…blah…screaming wookiee babies…blah…blah…blah…impatient jerks….blah…blah…blah…and it just goes on…

I wish I could tell you more of what has happened…but it all has melted together into one big retail working piece of goo. I’m tired…so tired…

Qui-Gon remembers more. More stuff you just wouldn't believe. He’s holding up for now, but I can see his eyes starting to twitch. That’s never a good sign.

One more day…just one more day to go…

5 comments:

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Was that Mr. Sprok standing in line with Andy Dick?

And how did that Twilek get so, uh, rotund? I thought they came from a planet of dancers.

JawaJuice said...

Oh yeah, Mr Sprok and Andy Dick are like that.

No, no....not like that...like that! *crosses fingers*

Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

Yeah, there seems to be quite a few pudgy/fat/rotund twi'leks in line for your brownies.

Perhaps you should make some diet brownies for those whom gravity has a slightly stronger pull.

Master Yoda said...

From the 24th century, the woman in the last picture must be. Tell from her futuristic sunglasses, you can.

A Army Of (Cl)One said...

Jon: I think that was Twilek Simmons. You could tell by his singing "i'm a dewback, I'm a dewback" while trying to jog in place