Monday, March 06, 2006

Mondays with Dooku: A Magical Challenge!

It has come to my attention that when I listed possible Jedi to go after once my incarceration came to an end that I neglected to add one Fluke Starbucker.

This Founder of the New Order Jedi Wannabe is nothing more than a pretender to the FOTNOJW throne. Up until very recently, the only thing this chap did was tightened and loosened bolts on moisture vaporators for no apparent reason that I can discern.

Although I have discovered we do share a similar interest – a secret power if you will. No, I don’t condone the use of the Spores to make people dance. I’m talking about…magic.

It seems Fluke’s magical alter ego is none other that the Great Flukizmo! As it turns out, magical tricks are also my specialty. That is, before I changed vocation to leading the separatists to war while secretly being in league with Darth Sidious, but how long can that last? After all, it’s not like I’m offered a 401k or stock options in that line of work.

Besides, I have a nifty cloak tailor made for just such an occasion.

So although I could go after some of the other jedi in an evil smiting fit, I think this time I will send forth a challenge to young Starbucker!

I call forth you, Fluke Starbucker, for a no-holds-bared MAGIC-OFF!!!

If the young Flukizmo is man enough to step up to the dais, we shall begin next week in a three part challenge to determine who is the best prestidigitator of the galaxy.

And may the best man win.



Qui-Gon Jinn said...

Oh no.
Dooku versus Fluke?
I don't think I could chose a victor...
However, I'd have to make sure that you only conjured organic un-cut roses and never pulled the rabbit from your hat by its ears.
It's a kind of environmentally friendly, non-abusive to animals magic.

A Army Of (Cl)One said...

oh these contst are scary. What will it be "pick a card at 20 paces" or "levitate the jedi"

flu said...

are you talkin to me?

...are YOU... talkin to ME?

I said, are YOU talkin TO me?!?

...are you TALKIN... to ME??


Count Dooku said...

Yes, as a matter of fact, I am speaking to you directly.
So I suggest you dust off your magic wand, recalibrate your deck of cards and fluff your bunnies…
-Cos it’s ON!

Vampirella said...

nice cape did you steal it from Dracula?

Jango Fett said...

Dooku Vs Fluke..

I wonder whos gonna win?

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

If the results of the contest is inconclusive, would you then don bright neon jumpsuits and throw glowing frisbees at each other? That would be pretty neat.

Master Yoda said...

A good fight this will be - if run away Dooku does not!

Vegeta said...

Maybe Dooku will go into a box and disappear.