This Founder of the New Order Jedi Wannabe is nothing more than a pretender to the FOTNOJW throne. Up until very recently, the only thing this chap did was tightened and loosened bolts on moisture vaporators for no apparent reason that I can discern.
Although I have discovered we do share a similar interest – a secret power if you will. No, I don’t condone the use of the Spores to make people dance. I’m talking about…magic.
It seems Fluke’s magical alter ego is none other that the Great Flukizmo! As it turns out, magical tricks are also my specialty. That is, before I changed vocation to leading the separatists to war while secretly being in league with Darth Sidious, but how long can that last? After all, it’s not like I’m offered a 401k or stock options in that line of work.
So although I could go after some of the other jedi in an evil smiting fit, I think this time I will send forth a challenge to young Starbucker!
If the young Flukizmo is man enough to step up to the dais, we shall begin next week in a three part challenge to determine who is the best prestidigitator of the galaxy.
And may the best man win.