Now...where was I...? Oh ya. While I still have a blood alcohol level that would kill a rancor, I would like to send out a big thanks to everyone who showed up at the party the other night. It was a blast! And even though there was no one around the next morning to help clean up, I would do it all again (-and may).
But in my stumbling miasmic state, I seem to have found a few articles left behind that just may belong to a few of you out there.
- A book called "Keeping it real" by a Dr. Phil
- A half eaten ten foot hoggie (I wouldn't normaly make a fuss but it's begining to move)
- A red spandex suit with the words "Sexy Jedi Killa" on it
- A discount card for Bubba Joe's Dagobah-style, all you can eat Swamp Restaurants.
- A tee shirt that says Sith Lord Galaxy Tour: 3785-present
- Another book: Everybody Poos (?)
- A lightsaber toothpick (or a lightsaber for squirrels)
- A few CD's: A Wayne Newton tribute to Nine Inch Nails, Dolly Parton & Marilyn Manson Duets, the soundtrack to Beaches
- an armadillo (I may keep him. I can use a pet)
- Another book: "How to win freinds and influence people then when they're not looking, stab them in the back and slaughter the whole order. A beginners guide" by Senator Palpatine
- 2 tickets to paradice (no, wait...that's two pair of dice...)
- a tuba
- 11 maids a'milking
- Another book: How to pick up chicks in the Ether
- A button that reads "Cross-dressers need love too" Found this next to a pair of white pumps size 22 extra wide. I'm not here to judge, I just want this stuff out of my home...Mace
- A plastic New Jedi Order Secret Decoder Ring
- a six inch diameter ball of string
- a twenty-seven inch diameter ball of hair (still kinda' wet)
- Another book (what's with all the books? I don't remember anyone reading...) Tracing Wookie Pedigrees throught he ages.
- a Hello Kitty lightsaber
- and a little black book with lots of girls names in it followed by numerous stars next to them. It looks like it might belong to someone called 'the Obi-nator'
If any of these belong to you, feel free to come by and pick them up.
I'll be here all weekend.
By the way, Qui Gon (or Dooku); any good hangover remedies?
4 comments:
Like, I think the book by Senator Palpatine is mine! But uh, he asked me to review it for him, so thats why i have it *nervous laugh* I lent it to Ani tho so he must have brought it with him. "How to pick up chicks in the Ether" is mine too, they need all the help they can get there - their shopping malls close at 5pm!
Oh, and did anyone lose a pair of Speeder keys?
hmmm...Curiouser and curiouser...
*Aayla*
It looks like four stars(out of five),with a small notation next to it reminding you to keep the seat down or else she goes ballistic.
*Fluke*
I think I know where to find your shaker of salt...I think Jar Jar has it...but it might take a few days to extract it. Still interested?
(reminding you...HIM..to keep the seat down...)
Will this hangover ever end?
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