Sunday, July 10, 2005

Back Street Blues

After three hours of having to play ‘tea party’ with the little girl who abducted me, I finally was able to escape out the window once the little house ape feel asleep.

Now I have no idea where I am. It’s late at night and nothing looks familiar. But with great relief to be free, I wandered the back streets of Corucant.

It seems I wandered into an area called the red light district, although I have yet to see any red lights. (Cos I could use a few for the warning lights on our ovens back home.)

Hmmm. Place
looks kinda hard. Then this lady (I think) asked if I wanted a date. I realized I hadn’t eaten anything since this morning and I thought, ya, I could eat some fruit. So I said sure.

She led me back into a seedy looking building and into an even worse looking room.

Try as hard as I might, I didn’t see any food.I was about to ask her where the grub was when there was a sudden pounding on her door.

“Kikiattcha! Open up! I know you’re in there with someone!”

“You’re boyfriend?” I asked edging away from the door.

“Worse,” she said. “My pimp.”

“Kaki, I’ve come for my cut! Now open up!”

Just then the door flew open and there was the pimp all decked out in purple standing before me.

I think I'm in trouble...


Leia said...

What if you told them you're gay?

Chancellor Palpatine said...

Just hide in the corner with all the other stuffed animals. He'll never see you.

Aayla Secura said...

Oh dear. Looks like you're in quite a predicament. That purple-hatted man looks quite familiar...

flu said...

Trouble is right. Trouble with a capital fuzzy-hat!

JJ, you may want to say bye-bye to yo' bling-bling.