Saturday, July 30, 2005

An Unexpected Guest

Once again I find my self commuting from Tatooine to Coruscant in-between filming. This hopping back and forth is tiring but there’s always some paper work or some such nonsense to catch up on with our brownie business. At least it’s quiet here. No interruptions…no…

*Tap Tap Tap*

Now who could that be?

*Open door*











“Is it secret? Is it safe?”

“Aren’t you a little old for a girl scout?”

“Do not take me for some conjuror of cheap tricks.”

“Ahhh, Mormon?”

“If you're referring to the incident with the Dragon, I was barely involved.”

“The wha-? Look, I think you might have the wrong…”

“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.”

“Ahh…right. Look there is no Froofroo here. You can see that, can’t you?”

“Two eyes, as often as I can spare them.”

“Ooookaaaaay. Well then. My, it’s getting late. I got things to do now…”

“A little late for trimming the verge, don't you think?”

“Look, I think you got the wrong address…”

“I suppose you think that was terribly clever.”

“Huh? What was?”

“I gave you the chance of aiding me willingly, but you have elected the way of pain.”

“Now look, I…hey…that’s not even your line!”

“Fool of a Took. Throw yourself in next time, and rid us of your stupidity.”

“Look, I don’t have time for this.”

“So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide.”

“Yah yah, that’s great. Very inspiring. Let me show you the door. Now if you will excuse me…”

“My dear Frodo, Hobbits really are amazing creatures. You can learn all there is to know about them in a day, and yet after a hundred years they can still…”

*SLAM!!!!*

That reminds me; I got to put my name on the do-not-call list.

8 comments:

General Grievous said...

Very good, Very good... I think I need to go back to Geonosis to get the surgeons to make me stop laughing *hahahah coughcough hahahaha*

Anakin Skywalker said...

maybe you should get some kickin' security droids or sumthin, Little Homes. That guy looks shady.

jedisiri said...

wow i see something gay in him...

Aayla Secura said...

Maybe your height was what confused him.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Those crazy wizards, what won't they do? I heard Merlin once sprayed a can of Diet Cherry 7-Up into the face of Dr. Strange for no reason at all.

flu said...

Why do they always talk that way?

Leia said...

His love of the halflings' leaf has clearly slowed his mind.

Dinorider d'Andoandor said...

some wizards tend to talk too much