Friday, July 01, 2005

I see dead Cheetos!

Oh, my poor head. That will teach me to drink too many Oo'tini's. Aayla's little sleep-over soiree was cool up to a point, but there is only so much crying I can take from Windu.
Now, before I got hammered, there were a few things I saw and happened to get on film for possible future, posterity.
First off, Anakin. I don't have a problem with him cutting his hair off again. What struck me odd is that he kept sneeking off into Aalya's bedroom and applying her make-up. At one point I even heard him say (in a particularly feminine voice), "Like, Ani! You are soo cute! We should go shopping together!"

*Click* (...This will be used for my IRA account)

Later on I happen to see Obi-Wan and Padmé get a little friendly.

*Click* (There's that trip to Jamaica I always dreamed of)

The night wasn't all about making money. I am happy to report that just before sunrise, Obi-Wan stumbled into the kitchen snacking on week-old stale Cheetos (always a big mistake even in the best of times), when suddenly he got that deer-in-headlights look. Usually I would just chalk that up to watching his usual 24 hour wrestling marathons, but this time it was different.
Perhaps it was the stale Cheetos, perhaps it was the lack of testosterone at the party, who knows--but at that moment, Master Kenobi finally saw his old mentor Qui-Gon.

He stood there pointing in the air with a look of pure bliss on his face.


"That's right, is I. Qui-Gon, your old mentor."

"You can finally see me. That's
so cool"
" Master!!!"

"Yes, what is it?"

"......pull my finger."


Leia said...


I can't believe Obi-Wan's first words to Qui-Gon were pull my finger. What is he, drunk?
Can you get high on cheetos, I wonder?

Aayla Secura said...

They were stale cheetos....and Padme! How could she--?!? How could he--?!? Argh!

::Takes a deep breath:: It was just the beer, it was just the beer, it was just the beer...

Obi Wan Kenobi said...

It was before anything happend between us, she was there and you were just the cute girl in the corner way out of my league im sorry, it didn't meen anything

Qui-Gon Jinn said...

Ben Benny Ben Ben,
Much to learn have you. However, contacting you has been a goal. Now, if I could just throttle you... Pull my finger, indeed!
And, like, Leia, dear, Ben is always drunk. There are just many subtle shades of his inebriation. That night he was juiced, edging on tanked.
I'm not stoned. I'm spaced out of my gourd, man.

Shaak Ti said...

OH MY GOD! That last pic is hysterical! You had to have done that. It is great!

-Shaak Ti

Shaak Ti said...

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JawaJuice said...

Shaak Ti-
Yes, most of the pix on my site I do myself and about 10% I find from other sites. -It keeps me off the streets.

Ruby-Flame said...


Hah! Your pictures are great. Between you and Yoda and all the other hilarious blogs, my time on the net just keeps surmounting to dangerous levels...

JawaJuice said...

thank you very much, Ruby-Flame