Monday, July 04, 2005

Lord of the Bling

Buisness is good these days. I've finally developed a good base clientele on this planet. So much so that I've had to get a droid of my own to help me out with some of the more basic work. So I went and picked me up a TR8-SH-E (or Trashy for short). He's great to have around to help clean up after a big party too.

Living in Qui-Gon Jinn's old place has been the best! Not only is there a constant supply of food, but there's always this mellow music playing in the background. It's very soothing. Qui-Gon is also the best roommate. He always picks up after himself (actually, he doesn't even leave a mess...), he likes the same music and I do, and he doesn't spend long hours in the bathroom.

The only set back to my new enterprise happened yesterday. I got a call from the Speeder Safety Sales commission (the S.S.S.) about a claim filled by a certain Jar Jar Binks regarding some faulty speeder I sold him. It seems that dropping his " Grape Gonzo-Gulp" all over the controls wasn't to blame for the malfunction but was the direct result of my own modifications. Gee...imagine that. So it looks like I've got to pay out ten thousand credits to Jar Jar for the inconvenience and trauma. (Try getting eaten by a Dewback, I'll show you trauma....)
I suppose in the end it's all okay. As I said, buisness is good. I have a new helper droid, and even after the payout, I still have enough to take a little vacation.

First stop: Universal Jedi Temple Tours, Corusaunt.


Qui-Gon Jinn said...

Aww, wow, man.
I feel all loved and special.
You want I should go visit our little Gungan friend and show him the true power of the Ether? I could, uh, get Big Knuckles, by which I mean ol' Fluke, to come out and fuse some spores on his clumsy butt.
Have a brownie.

Aayla Secura said...

Qui-Gon must be fun to live brownies all the time, I mean.

Han Solo said...

Free brownies....all the time??

Do you need a roommate?

Qui-Gon Jinn said...

We should sell the brownies. So's we can buy Aayla a cowbell. Is there a Black Market for spiced brownies?

JawaJuice said...

oooohhhhh Yaaaaaaaaa!!
I think we can arrange that.

Leia said...

I'll buy a batch of those death by chocolate brownies you made for the party.

Tahl said...

Whoa ten thousand is a lot of credits. How long do you think you'll have to tour to make that much? And I have something to discuss with your roo- hey is that an Xbox 360 in that corner over there?

Aayla Secura said...

Sell brownies, just to get me a cowbell? You're so sweet, Quiggy! You too, JJ.