Old Records

Man, I love Qui-Gon’s collection of music. I had to make a quick stop back at the pad to check up on our brownie business. It didn’t take as long as I thought so I had some time to kill before my shuttle back to Tatooine. I decided to go through some of Qui-Gon’s old vinyl records. He’s got a lot of good stuff; Three-Dog-Knight, Simon & Gundark, Fleetwood Max Rebo Band, Pink Fambaa, Tauntaun Petty, even new stuff like Barenaked Lobots, Linkin-Porkins, and Counting Clones.

And then I saw it.
A cheesy boy band type of album. I couldn’t believe it. What was Qui-Gon doing with this:

It had songs like “The Candy Cane Jedi”, “Love me, love my claw”, “I’m only as dark as your eyes”, “Sunny afternoon slaughter”, “Whine with me”, “(I’m just) Full of Hate and White Fluffy Bunnies”, “Be True to your Temple”, “You Light up my Lightsaber”, “He ain’t heavy, he’s my Sith-Lord”, “Farewell to Arms”, and “If you only knew the power of the dark side of my love.”

Hmmm…maybe it was a promo.