Sunday, July 24, 2005

Old Records

Man, I love Qui-Gon’s collection of music. I had to make a quick stop back at the pad to check up on our brownie business. It didn’t take as long as I thought so I had some time to kill before my shuttle back to Tatooine. I decided to go through some of Qui-Gon’s old vinyl records. He’s got a lot of good stuff; Three-Dog-Knight, Simon & Gundark, Fleetwood Max Rebo Band, Pink Fambaa, Tauntaun Petty, even new stuff like Barenaked Lobots, Linkin-Porkins, and Counting Clones.


And then I saw it.
A cheesy boy band type of album. I couldn’t believe it. What was Qui-Gon doing with this:










It had songs like “The Candy Cane Jedi”, “Love me, love my claw”, “I’m only as dark as your eyes”, “Sunny afternoon slaughter”, “Whine with me”, “(I’m just) Full of Hate and White Fluffy Bunnies”, “Be True to your Temple”, “You Light up my Lightsaber”, “He ain’t heavy, he’s my Sith-Lord”, “Farewell to Arms”, and “If you only knew the power of the dark side of my love.”

Hmmm…maybe it was a promo.

12 comments:

Captain Typho said...

Oh. My. God.

I'm dying to hear the lyrics to some of those cuts.

Anakin Skywalker said...

I hope you ain't too fond of your limbs.

...I was desperate, yo. I owed some thugs money. I needed the dough, you gotta understand where I'm comin from. That was... not a kickin time in my life, yo. I done a lot of things I ain't proud of.

Aayla Secura said...

I think I have a copy of that somewhere under my bed...I remember getting it from some screaming woman on the lower level of Coruscant. She was desparate to get rid of it, because after listening to it, her son showed an interest in the Dark Side.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

It's not bad, listening to the songs backwards is pretty interesting, too.

I cannot recommend Barenaked Lobots to anyone, though. ewww.

flu said...

Oh, man! That is atrocious!

What are you gonna do with it? Are you gonna throw it out? Here, I'll take it down to the trash for you.

C'mon, give it here... well, c'mon!

No! Wait! Don't break it! just don't...um, I mean, I don't care if you break it, but, uh, it should be in one piece...uh...for the trash can I use.... Here, I'll take it off your hands, I'll get rid of it...no biggy. C'mon, please?

Leia said...

Isn't it surprising how anakin has a really soft voice?

JawaJuice said...

*Typho*
Sorry. Those songs have been banned from galactic radio for over ten years now.

jedisiri said...

banned???THAT must be interesting.isn't it typho?

Captain Typho said...

There's got to be a bootleg floating around somewhere...

JawaJuice said...

Well...I am in possesion of this one copy...for a price.

Anakin Skywalker said...

I'll letcha keep your arms for it.

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