Knock…….
Knock….!*
*opens door*
“Bagginsssss……Shhhhhire……”
“Look, you’re a blog too late. He’s not here. Would you guys just get your act together and leave me alone. I got business to deal with. I can’t be bothered with your silly little hobbit games. Cripes! You’re not even in the right movie! What’s wrong with you guys? Are you a bunch of comic book convention geeked-out morons?!? Can’t you get a clue! Are you that freakin’ stupid that you can’t find your ass with both hands? Huh!?...HUH?!?”
*Sniff…sniff..*
“Hey…hey are you cryi-…”
“No…No. It’s nothing. Sorry to have bothered you...”
*The sinister robed figure slowly steps down the hallway.* *Sniff…*
Wow. You know it’s going to be a good day if you can make a Nazgûl cry!
3 comments:
Leia-
Well, I do have have hairy toes..no wait! That's not hair....never mind.
"Are the brownies not coming out moist today?"
Like a metaphor that sounds. A gross metaphor.
Sorry,
When almost 900 years old you reach, preoccupied with the proper functioning of your bowels you will be too.
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