Monday, August 01, 2005

An Unexpected Guest: Epilogue

*Knock………

Knock…….

Knock….!*

*opens door*












“Bagginsssss……Shhhhhire……”

“Look, you’re a blog too late. He’s not here. Would you guys just get your act together and leave me alone. I got business to deal with. I can’t be bothered with your silly little hobbit games. Cripes! You’re not even in the right movie! What’s wrong with you guys? Are you a bunch of comic book convention geeked-out morons?!? Can’t you get a clue! Are you that freakin’ stupid that you can’t find your ass with both hands? Huh!?...HUH?!?”

*Sniff…sniff..*

“Hey…hey are you cryi-…”

“No…No. It’s nothing. Sorry to have bothered you...”

*The sinister robed figure slowly steps down the hallway.* *Sniff…*

Wow. You know it’s going to be a good day if you can make a Nazgûl cry!

11 comments:

Leia said...

JJ, are you a hobbit?

Aayla Secura said...

I think you should send an apology Halmark greeting.

flu said...

Golly, JJ, weren't you a little mean to the little Nazgûl?

He was only trying to do what he thought was right...

...or is something else troubling you?...Are the brownies not coming out moist today?

JawaJuice said...

Leia-
Well, I do have have hairy toes..no wait! That's not hair....never mind.

Han Solo said...

What? Is something wrong with the *BROWNIES*??

Oola said...

How creepy...but thats not as bad as Jabba the Hutt showing up at your door saying,"i can make you look 5 years younger if you come be my slave dancer" how could I have fallen for that!

jedisiri said...

nonono jj does your FEET look like a hobbit?

Master Yoda said...

"Are the brownies not coming out moist today?"

Like a metaphor that sounds. A gross metaphor.

flu said...

Master Yoda, have you been doing headstands on your new pooperscooter? Just where has your head been?

Master Yoda said...

Sorry,

When almost 900 years old you reach, preoccupied with the proper functioning of your bowels you will be too.

Leia said...

Why don't you just wear a diaper?