Friday, August 19, 2005


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Anonymous said...

Packed with fudge...Made with love!

Leia said...

How about: "These brownies are really, really fudgetastic!"

flu said...

Oh, Goody, a CONTEST! *claps hands with glee*

Lessee here.

Uh...can I submit multiple entries?

JawaJuice said...

sure can...

Eccentric said...

A little square of chocolate heaven!

Pretty colors in every bite!

Anakin Skywalker said...

How bout "Now with no spider eggs!" or sumthin?

OH! "The official brownies of the Chosen One". See, you got your endorsement deal right there.

Master Yoda said...

From my Stupid Intern:

Now legal on some planets!

Won't show up in your urine! (i.e. random drug tests)

Tastes better than most types of pocket lint!

Contains almost no radioactive industrial waste!

Jawa-tested, Dead-guy-approved.

Have a brownie. Everyone has to die sometime!

Anakin Skywalker said...

"The brownies that don't suck!"

"Free hanta virus in every tenth batch!"

"Love me, love my brownie."

Yeah, I'm s'posed to be at Windu's class, what of it?

jedisiri said...

wow let me think...

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

"Mmmmm, spicy!" or

"Mmmmm, that's spicy!"

"Finger lickin' good"

"Have it your way"

Although I did like "pretty colors in every bite" from eccentric.

Captain Typho said...

"Untouched by human hands!"

"I can't believe it's not illegal!"

"Nobody doesn't love spice!"

"It's the surreal thing."

"Mmm, mmm, high!"

"Snap, crackle, spice!"

Qui-Gon Jinn said...

Brownies. Taste the Rainbow.
Brownies. B. R. O. W... huh huh...
Beats licking toads.
Great for pot-luck suppers.
Worth every side-effect.
And they say it's a downer.
Betcha can't eat just one then follow it up with a Taco Bell run.
Better than a position on the Jedi Council anyday.

And HEY! MAN! What the, like, hey, man? There was no proof on the spider eggs, the hanta virus batch was for Dooks exclusively, and the radioactive waste, man, seriously, like, everyone uses it.
At least I don't use MSG.

Aayla Secura said...

"Now in plastic flavored!"

"High or Die!"

"The brownies that you can still smell long after they've left your body!"

"Better than any cookies the Dark Side offers!"

"You're never fully dressed without some spice!"

"Guarunteed way to make the old hag next door look attractive. Note: may not last for longer than a few hours."

"Spice up your life!"

"Gotta have spice? Gotta have brownies!"

"Gimme dat fudge!"

Aayla Secura said...

"You're never fully dressed with some spice!"

"Shut up and eat it!"

"They don't taste like crayons!"

"Made fresh, stored for years!"

"How many licks does it take till you're seeing lepruchans?"

"Looks good on both the package, and your shirt!"

Shannon said...

J.J. & Qui-Gon’s "Mind-B-Gone"
Fudgy Spiced Brownies
“The brownies with mind-blowing good taste!”

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

"We love to fly and it shows."

"The brownie you'd trample your own mother to get to."

"The first one's free, after that it's gonna cost you."

"Aim high."

"Spiced brownies? I thought you said Riced A Ronies."

"What if the whole universe was just, like, one big bownie? Whoa."

Han Solo said...

Eat all you can see.

You'll love the way you fly.

Little. Brown. Different.

Warm, Soft, Brown. Obey your hunger.

Just slightly ahead of our mind.

When you Absolutely, Positively Have to Be Baked Overnight.

It takes a Dead Man to make a Spicy Brownie.

Just Eat It.

It's the Spiciest.

Already taken:

The real thing.

Think different.

Too much pleasure.

Aim High.

Think young.

We love to see you smile.

Where's yours?

I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Thing.

I'm Lovin' It.